The One

In the words of the ancient poets
I love my wife
My mistress
My girlfriend
And that girl over there if she would have me
Alas, I am no ancient poet
And have only my wife to love
Yet my heart shines
With the strength of a thousand suns
Brighter than theirs by far
For I have something they never had
I have
The one

Culo Estupidez

Culo Estupidez
Was a very fine man
With black and green shorts
And a coat that was tan

A tall stove pipe hat
On top was a fan
In case he got hot
When traveling to Japan

A map in his pocket
To nowhere in sight
But he tried to get there
As best as he might

In worn out shoes
And his old walking stick
His magical thumb
Always did the trick

Till one day he landed
In Timbucktu
And Culo Estupidez
Didn’t know what to do

So he borrowed a boat
And a camel as well
And he traveled the world
From here to Terrell

And when his life was most done
He sat for awhile
Wrote his stories
With a happy smile.

Por Qua

Por qua mucama justa
Por qua
After all we've been through
Por qua
When our hearts were as one
And life was so fun
With the beautiful bride
That I had won
Por qua
Por qua
Por qua
Now life is a misery
Without you by my side
I fear to go out
I stay in and hide
With no love in my life
There's nothing but strive
Por qua
Por qua
Por qua

Knightly

A knightly procession
Of 4 brave ones
Armor gleaming
Under the warming sun

Pots for helmets
And lids for shields
They make their way
Through forests and fields

Till late in the evening
When dinner calls
The for friends depart
To their mothers halls

Eat their meals
Then off to bed
And dream of going
Where dragons tread

Mother Said There Would Be Days Like This

Mother said there would be days like this
Working from seven to nine
Cooking and cleaning and serving all day
twelve hours a day would be fine

But fourteen it is
And work I must
People to feed
And my ass to bust

Till the end of the day
And the store is closed
The tables cleaned
And trash disposed

Duel

A little duck
A little dive
Another shield
You might survive

Another duel
Another fight
To save your life
And make it right

Growing The World

A world of life
That lays within
All things growing
Striving to win

Things that are personal
And others for all
Imagination
It comes to call

To greater places
To greater things
It takes our hearts
And gives them wings

And in the end
The whole world grows
A better life
And in time is shows

Pie Fight

Pie in your eye
You think you will die
I duck as you throw
And another flies by

Sneaking around
With a yummy cream pie
You turn round and smash
Your face in the pie

Thunder Crown

Quietness fills the forest
Stillness fills the air
Nothing is moving
Close to the lair

Where Thunder crown sleeps
Deep in his den
Bones of dead heros
Lay scattered within

Careful when you pass
This great sleeping beast
Or you’ll likely become
As his next dinner feast

Candy

Cute like candy
Red and white striped
Sweet like sugar
But not over hyped

Wonderful sweetness
That comes from within
Happy and joyful
A pleasure it’s been

To spend some time
With one as fair
As my dear Miss Candy
And the time that we share

The Warlord

Green eyes swept the battle field
Of bodies piled high
Blonde hair in the wind
As men began to cry

Hers was the way
For hers was the sword
That made them call her
The mighty warlord

Silken

Her silken dress
And silken skin
Make me desire
All with in

Her silken tongue
Her silken ways
The way she moves
The way she plays

A silken house
With webs around
Then soon you find
Your soul is bound

You have no hope
From silken ways
The way she moves
The way she plays

Nova

Our love is a Nova
Exploding and on fire
Impassioned embraces
Filled with hot desire

The brightest of stars
Cannot even compete
Their poor passions fade
And stand in defeat

Ours is a love
That burns night into day
A love that’s forever
A love that will stay

The Man From LOL

There once was a man from LOL
Who wanted to do it all
With pretty girls
And fancy and twirls
They danced from winter to fall.

There once was a man from LOL
Who played with a bat and a ball
He hit it to space
And ran to home base
And won that game last fall