Culo Estupidez

Culo Estupidez
Was a very fine man
With black and green shorts
And a coat that was tan

A tall stove pipe hat
On top was a fan
In case he got hot
When traveling to Japan

A map in his pocket
To nowhere in sight
But he tried to get there
As best as he might

In worn out shoes
And his old walking stick
His magical thumb
Always did the trick

Till one day he landed
In Timbucktu
And Culo Estupidez
Didn’t know what to do

So he borrowed a boat
And a camel as well
And he traveled the world
From here to Terrell

And when his life was most done
He sat for awhile
Wrote his stories
With a happy smile.