SDLC

Flag it
Tag it
Make it
Break it

Time to document
So don’t be flatulent

Create your metric
Always hectic

Then review it
Now we queue it

Test it
Messed it
Rewrite the
Rest of it

Missed it
Pissed it
Don’t deep
Six it

Don’t you know
It’s time to go

Production!
Production!
We don’t need
Your Obstruction!

What’s the SLA for this thing?